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Pirate of the Caribbean conquers Starlight
Tower's Pool
Around noon on December 31st 2006, and without any warning to the peace
seeking residents of Starlight Tower, their swimming pool was invaded by a
pacifier sucking Pirate of the Caribbean. The surprise was complete and
unexpected due to the fact that the above mentioned Pirate does not even
crawl yet, presents an innocent face and friendly personality, smiles all
the time and blows kisses left and right. However does not have own means of
transportation and arriving at the target presented a major problem. With
some quick thinking solved this problem by drafting its own mother's help
after swearing her to secrecy with an oath more complicated than the one
used by the Illuminati.
And you can judge this Pirates smarts just by that choice. Who
can provide proof to the contrary and that the oath was not valid? Any way in the
unlike event that you can present a verifiably accurate
translation of the ingeniously disguised baby gaga gugu swearing ceremony this
Pirate will reward you royally with one of the treasures in her
disposal hidden at a tropical island.
So what is going to be?
Do you accept the challenge? I am ready and waiting for you and
having fun just thinking that no matter how hard you try you can
not translate my language. I am Nina, self appointed mascot and
spokes person of all babies my age of Starlight Tower and
herewith I send them an open invitation to challenge my position
in an amicable way and I do solemnly promise in the unlike event
of my defeat I will not be a shore looser but a loyal supporter
of our leader and hard working for the common good but while waiting
for my challengers to appear I hold lawfully the above mentioned
title and declare this territory temporary mine. Come one, come
all, I am waiting to meet you and start long lasting friendships
because you and I we are the future of Starlight Tower and in a
few short years we will be running this place so lets start by exchanging ideas
and
compare preferences in formulas, diapers, favorite baby foods
but most
importantly toys and wardrobe.
Oh, common be a sport.
Give it a try!
Didn't your mother teach you that if you want anything in life
you have to do something about it?
Look at me for example, I can not even walk yet because I am
only six months old but I am
sunbathing at the beautiful pool deck of Starlight Tower and
trying to get your attention.
And speaking of that I must tell you this is the best looking
private property at the most preeminent location on St Pete
Beach right on the water of the Gulf of Mexico. Is it bad
manners to gloat about that? I don't think so because I am only
stating facts, I have pictures to back up everything I say and
most importantly: Babies do not lie.
Do you see all these people walking on the beach? Can you guess
how many of them look at our direction with admiration, longing
and desire one day to be where we are?
Well, don't bather to think, I am telling you: All of them!
You don't believe me so
I don't like you.
You are a party pooper and
I am going to tell my mom and grandma that you hurt my feelings
and made me sad and I am ready to cry like a baby. Are you happy
now?
No, I decided I am not going to cry. I am going to scream as
loud as I can until you accept my challenge. I have witnesses my
mom and grandma and grandpa and my pa although I think is not
fair to count him because he is taking a snooze in the tropical
gulf breeze. For now I think I am going to dive at the inviting
Starlight Tower swimming pool to cool off and celebrate my
victory with my troops while start planning my next attack.
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